June 2013
200 posts
I just learned that Vin Diesel taught Judi Dench how to play Dungeons and Dragons and now she DMs for her grandchildren and I feel better about the world in general.
why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
what the hell is wrong with this website
We like pizza and not babies.
Let’s make that Tumblr’s new slogan.
Is there a graphic of Javik slapping Liara and screaming, “MY SPECIES IS DEAAAAAADDDDDDD?” like that Batman and Robin comic panel?
Has anyone made this yet?
I think it should be a thing.
THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.
